Slinkmaster

Lungbox is pleased to introduce its first-ever "game".

Pick a winner from a lineup of slinklings. Watch them tumble, bounce, and explode through nine rounds of escalating madness.

How to "Play"

1. Do the Thing

Your goal is to… well, you'll figure it out. Something about not exploding.

2. Brag About It

If you succeed, it was all skill. If you fail, it's because the game is rigged.

3. Repeat Until Mastery

Or until boredom. Or until snacks are ready. Your call.