Slinkmaster

Slinkmaster is a state-of-the-art kinetic simulation designed to test the limits of motion, chaos, and personal patience.

How to Operate

1. Select

Pick a Slinkling. Make an informed choice. Your goals is to... well, you'll figure it out. Something about not exploding.

2. Observe

Watch as your Slinkling navigates a series of obstacles. Try not to form emotional attachments.

3. Repeat

Repeat until mastery. Or until boredom. Or until snacks are ready. Your call.